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PostSubject: Yo Mama's short jokes   Sat Sep 19, 2009 3:56 pm

Like a Star @ heaven Yo Mama's like a library - open to the public.
Like a Star @ heaven Yo Mama's so stupid she stole a free sample.
Like a Star @ heaven Yo Mama's so stupid that when she saw a "Wet Floor" sign she did.
Like a Star @ heaven Yo Mama's so stupid she can't read an audio book.
Like a Star @ heaven Yo Mama's so stupid she thought Thailand was a men's clothing store.
Like a Star @ heaven Yo Mama's so stupid she thought Meow Mix was a dance record by cats.
Like a Star @ heaven Yo Mama's so stupid she failed a survey.
Like a Star @ heaven Yo Mama's so fat, when she backs up she beeps.
Like a Star @ heaven Yo Mama's so fat she's on both sides of the family.
Like a Star @ heaven Yo Mama's so fat her belly button has an echo.

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PostSubject: Re: Yo Mama's short jokes   Sat Sep 19, 2009 3:56 pm

Yo Mama so stupid, I told her to buy a color TV, she came back and said "what color?"

Yo Mama so stupid, she stopped at a stop sign and waited for it to say go.

Yo Mama so stupid, she gave birth to you.

Yo Mama so stupid, she needs twice as much sense to be a half-wit.

Yo Mama so stupid, when the pc said "Press any key to continue", she couldn't find the Any key.

Yo Mama so stupid, she spent twenty minutes looking at an orange juice box because it said `concentrate.

Yo Mama so stupid, I put a Scratch-N'-Sniff sticker on the bottom of the pool and she drowned.

Yo Mama so stupid, she was on the corner with a sign that said "Will eat for food."

Yo Mama so stupid, she got on an elevator and thought it was a mobile home.

Yo Mama so stupid, she thinks fruit punch is a gay boxer.

Yo Mama so stupid, she got locked in a meat locker and sweat to death.

Yo Mama so stupid, she leaves the house for the Home Shopping Network.

Yo Mama so stupid, she saw a billboard that said "Dodge Trucks" and she started ducking through traffic.

Yo Mama so stupid, she got locked out of a convertible car with the top down.

Yo Mama so stupid, when she messed up on the computer and tried to fix it with whiteout.

Yo Mama so stupid, she saw a sign that said caution wet floor, she peed.

Yo Mama so stupid, if she goit a penny for her thoughts, you'd get change.

Yo Mama so stupid, she jumped out the window and went up.

Yo Mama so stupid, it took her 2 hours to watch 60 minutes.

Yo Mama so stupid, when she saw the NC-17 (under 17 not admitted) sign, she went home and got 16 friends.

Yo Mama so stupid, she took a spoon to the superbowl.

Yo Mama so stupid, she hears it's chilly outside so she ran outside with a bowl.

Yo Mama so stupid, you have to dig for her IQ!

Yo Mama so stupid, was born on Independence Day and can't remember her birthday.

Yo Mama so stupid, she got locked in a grocery store and starved!

Yo Mama so stupid, that she tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order!

Yo Mama so supid, she could trip over a cordless phone!

Yo Mama so stupid, she sold her car for gasoline money!

Yo Mama so stupid, she thinks a quarterbacks a refund!

Yo Mama so stupid, she asked you "What is the number for 911"

Yo Mama so stupid, she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept.

Yo Mama so stupid, she took a umbrella to see Purple Rain.

Yo Mama so stupid, she watches "The Three Stooges" and takes notes.

Yo Mama so stupid, she studied for a drug test.

Yo Mama so stupid, she thought Taco Bell was a Mexican phone company!

Yo Mama so stupid, she tried to drown a fish!

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PostSubject: Re: Yo Mama's short jokes   Sat Sep 19, 2009 9:26 pm

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!
These are all VEERRYYYY funny!!!!
Thankxxx for sharing gytzy!
Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing
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PostSubject: Re: Yo Mama's short jokes   Tue Sep 29, 2009 12:47 am

yea thank you for sharing with us gytzy!!
You got your self a A+ with me!
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PostSubject: Re: Yo Mama's short jokes   Sat Oct 10, 2009 4:16 pm

Is one best: Yo Mama's so stupid she stole a free sample.
lol!
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PostSubject: Re: Yo Mama's short jokes   Sat Oct 17, 2009 5:37 pm

Haha!! Good one Hoshi Hoshi!!! :lol: :lo
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